(After buying a container of peppercorn for use in Thanksgiving dinner)
Kristin (looking in spice cupboard): Look what I found. Peppercorn.
Jeremy: Great. We'll use that first.
Jr.: Did you say chloroform?
Jeremy: Bwah ha ha. Guess what we're making for Thanksgiving dinner.
Nichole: What's an oxymoron?
Jeremy: A pair of words that seem to be in opposition of each other or at least conflicting in their meaning.
Nichole: Like a cute gibdo.
Jr.: Or a giant shrimp.
Mom: Yes. That is a very good example.
Jr.: Or obedient children.
Everyone: Ha Ha Ha Ha.
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