Plan Your Epitaph Day 2016

Just a few we came up with for Plan Your Epitaph Day, November 2:

Here lies Kristin.

She tried to decide which chicken to save

and died of old age.

Here lies Jeremy.

He made one too many jokes 

about his wife's cooking.

The kids would not go to bed.

Now they are dead.

Here lies Kristin.

She almost survived the day.

 

Here lie the kids

Because it is late at night

and they're asleep.