Catch of the Day

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Cousin: Let me show you a trick.
Jr.: O.K.
Cousin: You stand up here like this and jump in the water like this. Wheeee!
{Splash}
Jr.: I stand up like this and jump in the water like this. AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!
{SPLASH}

I'm just paraphrasing the conversation. That's not exactly what was said.