Thursday, February 9, 2017

Jr. Jr.'s Jokes

What did the duck say to the bird?
There's a quack in that tree.

What did the duck say to the frog?
You eat flies?  I eat cheese and quackers.

Mom:  Jr. Jr., I really liked your duck jokes.
Jr.:  They made me quack up.
Mom:  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Where do cars and boats meet?
At the sea park.

How did the bird in the water fly?
I don't know.  It couldn't.

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