What did the duck say to the bird?
There's a quack in that tree.
What did the duck say to the frog?
You eat flies? I eat cheese and quackers.
Mom: Jr. Jr., I really liked your duck jokes.
Jr.: They made me quack up.
Mom: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Where do cars and boats meet?
At the sea park.
How did the bird in the water fly?
I don't know. It couldn't.