Jeremy: Sometimes I'm so clever I pontificate.
Jeremy: Sometimes I'm so clever I pontificate. I don't even know what pontificate means. I hope it's nothing bad.
Kristin: I know I've heard the word before but I don't know what it means.
Kristin (looks up in the dictionary): Pontificate.
Jeremy (reading and laughing at the same time): To speak in a pompous or dogmatic manner.
Kristin (laughing): Sometimes I'm so clever I pontificate. So it does fit.
Jeremy and Kristin: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Mommy: Whose green apple is this on the table?
Jr.: Oh, mine. I didn't finish it because my stomach started to feel bad. You know my problem where I eat something healthy or I just drink water, it makes my stomach hurt?
Mommy (talking about needing to get the kids new shoes before the school year): It's expensive to have children.
Jr.: At least it's not expensive to have love.