Mommy: Sometimes fish swim under the water.
Jeremy started laughing at me. I couldn't figure out what was wrong with my sentence until Jeremy pointed out that fish swim through the water.
Jr.: What? Just because I have a secret language to talk to the TV doesn't mean I'm crazy.
I got off the phone with Jeremy.
Mommy: That was Daddy.
Jr.: That was your fault.
Jr.: If you weren't here, Daddy wouldn't have called.