Sunday, May 28, 2017

The KAT'S Meow

Mom:  Here's pasta and here's sauce.
Jr.:  Is this macaroni and cheese or just macaroni?
Mom:  Just macaroni but the sauce has cheese in it.
Jr.:  I don't really like the sauce.
Mom:  Have you ever tried it?
Jr.:  No, which means I hate it.
Mom:  Ah, guilty until proven innocent, right?
Jr.:  Yes.

Jeremy:  Why did the sheep smile when it was having its wool removed?
Kristin:  Why?
Jeremy:  For the shear pleasure of it.
Kristin:  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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