Mom: Here's pasta and here's sauce.
Jr.: Is this macaroni and cheese or just macaroni?
Mom: Just macaroni but the sauce has cheese in it.
Jr.: I don't really like the sauce.
Mom: Have you ever tried it?
Jr.: No, which means I hate it.
Mom: Ah, guilty until proven innocent, right?
Jeremy: Why did the sheep smile when it was having its wool removed?
Jeremy: For the shear pleasure of it.
Kristin: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.