I was singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" while I was doing dishes. Jr. Jr. heard me sing, "If happy little blue birds fly beyond the rainbow, why, oh why can't I?" He started to explain to me that I can't because I can't. It's obvious to the 5-year old that I can't fly so why would I ask such a question.
Jr. Jr. - Dad can I have some vanilla yogurt?
Dad.- Yes, just let me see what we have. (Opens refrigerator and pulls out yogurt)
Jr. Jr.- I'll just have the rest of it in that container.
Dad.- This is an unopened container, you are not going to eat all of it.
Jr. Jr.- But, it's for true love!