When headed out the door to an appointment-
Mommy: Do you want to take Spinosaurus?
Jet: No.
Mommy: Do you want to take Pteranodon?
Jet: No.
Mommy: What dinosaur do you want to take?
Jet: Acrocanthosaurus.
Mommy: Ha Ha Ha Ha. Acrocanthosaurus it is.
Jr. Jr.: How do you make poached eggs?
Mommy: I don't know actually.
Jr. Jr.: I do. You have to steal them.
Mommy: Oh, because they're poached.
Jr. Jr.: What's an etto?
Mom: What?
Jr. Jr.: People keep talking about singers singing in falsetto. So I'm wondering what an actual etto sounds like.
Mom: Oh. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Lucky (after seeing it on facebook): I was going to cook an alligator for dinner then I realized we didn't have a croc pot.
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