The KAT's Meow

Jr.: Why is it best to go on dates after you get a sunburn?

Mom: Why?

Jr.: Because while you're healing you're appealing.

Mom: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. 

Mom: What should we eat for breakfast?

Jet: Cookies.

Mom: No, we're not going to eat cookies. We need to eat breakfast. What should we eat for breakfast?

Jet (takes a moment to think about it): Eat chocolate cake.

*Laughter*

Jet: Eat chocolate cake. Eat chocolate cake.

-a minute later-

Jet: Eat chocolate marshmallows.

-Later-

Mom: We need to eat real food for breakfast. What should we eat.

Jet: Uh... candy.

 

We had fried rice. 

Jet found my phone and pushed the Siri button, saying, "Hey, Siri, text Jeremy." Siri interpreted it as, "Text Tami," (someone else in my contacts) and asked what he wanted to say. Jet again said, "Text Jeremy," which Siri interpreted as, "Taxidermy." I stopped it before Jet could say yes to, "Do you want to send it?" So Tami almost got a text from me saying, "Taxidermy."

I told this story to Tami later and she got a big kick out of it.