Mommy: Let's change gears.
Jr. Jr. (while wiggling his ears): I'm changing my ears.
Mommy (singing for Lucky): I only have eyes for you.
Jr. Jr.: And he only has a nose, too.
Jr. Jr.: I have a funny joke. Knock Knock.
Mommy: Who's there?
Jr. Jr.: Why did the car crash into the table?
Mommy: Why did the car crash into the table Who?
Jr. Jr.: Why did the car crash into the table- I need a drink of water.
Mommy: Do you love your little baby?
Jr. Jr.: Yep. I love him so much that I'm not going to eat him.
Jr. Jr. (while playing archery on Wii Sports Resort): I have a great joke about this. Why did the arrow land on a thing that was like a circle?
Mommy: Why did the arrow land on a thing that was like a circle?
Jr. Jr.: Because it had no ways to go on the grass.
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