The KAT's Meow

Jr. made a comment and Daddy commented that Jr. was trying to use Sarcasm.
Daddy:  And if he would have said it underwater with sharp teeth, it would have been Sharkasm.
Jr.:  And if you were holding a live wire in each hand, it would be called Sparkasm.
Jr. Jr.:  And if you're holding live wires while walking around, it would be called Dangercasm.
Jr. Jr.:  If you have a friend named Mark, it's called Markasm.
Jr.:  And if you were Harry Potter, it would be Scarcasm.
Jr.:  And if there was a big hole in the desert, it would be Chasm.
Jr.:  And if it was Deep Space Nine, it would be called Starcasm.
Jr. Jr.:  If you have a jar like Seth (remember Seth trapped a fairy in a jar?), it's called Jarcasm.
Jr.:  And if you're smart, it's called Smarcasm.
Jr. Jr.:  And if you have a spider in your house, it's called Spidercasm.
Daddy:  And if you do it while falling off a cliff with another cliff on the other side, it's called Chasmcasm.