Chocolate Covered Strawberries

While you're still waiting on Valentine adventures, here are some teasers.

Since Jeremy knew he wouldn't be around for Valentine's Day, he made chocolate covered strawberries for me the week before.

 

O.K. O.K. O.K. I have to stop right now because of something funny I just discovered. 

O.K. I am the type of person who types with her fingers on the home row keys. Shout out to elementary school on a dark stage typing on the computers with the green screens. It worked well for me. I don't look at the keyboard while typing (except for numbers/symbols that are on the same keys as the numbers above the letters). Often I'll type in the dark. I just realized something while typing that my husband made chocolate covered strawberries for me.

If your fingers are over to the left one key from the home row keys, if you try to type "for" it comes out "die." Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

So I was trying to type that he made chocolate covered strawberries for me but I was distracted or something after typing "strawberries" so I put my fingers in the wrong places and it came out he made chocolate covered strawberries die. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Actually, I'm the one who made them die by eating them. Bwah ha ha ha ha ha.

O.K. I think that's enough to share for this blog post. I hope you got a good chuckle from it like I did. 

Blog later.

My Blog is Family History, Funny Family History

I am thankful for my blog where my children can look back at things they've said and done in the past and get a big kick out of them.  

 

Not a Chip on Your Shoulder

I've heard of a chip on your shoulder but a Kix on your shoulder? I have no idea how it got there.

Midnight Philosophy

Midnight Philosophy: That time around around midnight when you're so tired that everything is funny to you.

 

When I was younger, something like reading the phone book could set you off laughing. That's midnight philosophy.

It can happen at other times, too, sometimes even 9 o'clock at night. You just have to be that tired.

Gate Will Open

Sign: Pull Forward Gate Will Open

Me: But it's a wall!

Overheard in Primary

We had some fun in Primary last week.  I told my friend I would share some quotes we heard in Sharing Time.  Some of them are paraphrased.
The theme was "I am thankful for my body, and I know that it is a temple."

Our Primary President talked to the kids about having temples be clean and not dirty and one of the kids shared this thought.
Boy:  I think I know what the dirty temple is.  Satan's temple.

We were talking about being grateful for different things our bodies could do.  One boy mentioned having strong muscles to help people, my son mentioned being able to climb across the monkey bars.  The same boy from the first quote had something to share about that.
Boy:  One time I was playing on the monkey bars and I fell down and broke my arm... and I like to run.
Primary President:  Your arm healed.
Boy:  Yeah, because I drink lots of milk.

Here is another thing that was overheard toward the end.
Girl:  I didn't get to draw on my body.
Primary President:  Yes, you did, honey.
Taken out of context, it sounds pretty funny, but there is an explanation.
The children traced an outline of one child in each class then wrote things they were grateful for on those outlines.  One girl must not have been with her class during that part.

Here is another one that just sounds bad taken out of context.
Primary President:  You want to keep your ears on, otherwise it would be a bloody mess.
I think she was trying to get the kids to pay attention and asked them to give her their ears, which got some kids being silly talking about taking their ears off.

And at the end of it all, I had been giggling and talking to another presidency member through all of Primary.
Me:  I'm as bad as the kids today.

I love Primary.  I think I'll try to be extra reverent this week to make up for last week.  I'll let someone else write down the quotes as I am doing Sharing Time this week anyway.

Like Mother Like Son

Be careful what your children see you do.

Like Mother Like Son

The things you catch your kids doing.

I wonder where they learn half these things.