Fingernail Polish

Saturday night we all did our nails.  We'd been meaning to for a while and finally got around to it.

Jeremy told the kids he was going to take his nail polish off before going to church.  He said to some people it might be distracting.

Jeremy:  It's the same reason I wouldn't wear a dress to church.
Jr.:  That would be distracting.
Jr. Jr.:  And embarrassing.